unfollower:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

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sealcat:

the problem with sports is that they will almost never work out the way you hope they do but it’s pretty much impossible to stop caring once you’ve started caring and you end up sitting on your couch asking the intermission panel how this happened to you

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

alzner:

CAUSE YOU ARE THE PIECE OF ME I WISH I DIDN’T NEED

wiiimzy:

Sweden - by Wiiimzy

this was my presentation of my beautiful country. if you find anything was missing or it angered you, send me anon hate, or be really swedish and send a real angry letter to the editor of the local newspaper signed by ”angry user of the internet” 

the-mighty-moriarty:

bilbos-buttons:

thesignofthrees:

/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/

/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/

#Benedict Cumberbatch #aggresively living life

Yeah. So aggressive.

pizzakitchensubban:

molegan:

anyone with a heavy slap shot obviously has nice arms but it has more to do with abs and hip flexors so basically defencemen are the best in bed: a scientific study by me for which some volunteers would be nice

#everything i do i do for science